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@jaysmasterpiece ! Happy Monday ! Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Father: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.

A lil bit of love on Friday @jaysmasterpiece - bossku now has PAL trails & SPORTS staked so dari mana mana pun dapat and about 150k staked on kryptogames for daily cookie

Its monday @jaysmasterpiece .. Q: How does an Avenger browse the internet? A: On a compu-Thor.

T.G.I.F @jaysmasterpiece .. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him!

Its sunday @jaysmasterpiece .. Girl: "Girls are better than boys." Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?" Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."

Happy Humpday @jaysmasterpiece .. I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Its Tuessssday @jaysmasterpiece .. Three guys were marooned on an island. One day, they found a magic lamp and, when they rubbed it, a genie popped out. “Normally I grant three wishes to whomever rubs my lamp, but since there are three of you, you may each have one wish” The first guy walks up and says, “I wish I were back in Los Angeles with billions of dollars in my name and a wife who will never leave me.” The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy walks up and says, “I wish I were touring Europe as a rock superstar, with all the fame, fortune, and excitement that comes with.” The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy, impaired in mind, watches the other two disappear in confusion. He walks up to the genie and says, “Hello sir, can you help me? I’m lonely, I wish my friends were with me.”

Its Manic Monday @jaysmasterpiece .. What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" *whack*.

Saturday lolz @jaysmasterpiece .. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

T.G.I.F yo @jaysmasterpiece .. Q: What did the pig say on a hot summer day? A: I’m bacon!

Thursday liao @jaysmasterpiece What do you call a pig that does karate ? A PORK CHOP

Happy Humpday @jaysmasterpiece .. What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung. The guardians of the "galaxy".

What type of music do mummies listen to ? WRAP MUSIC!

Its MONDAY @jaysmasterpiece .. Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

Its sunday @jaysmasterpiece .. Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?" Boyfriend: "You're both." Girlfriend: "What do you mean?" Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly."

T.G.I.F @jaysmasterpiece .. What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

Thur Thur Thur Thursssday @jaysmasterpiece .. Q: Why should you always be quiet in church? A: Because people might be sleeping!

Happy humpday @jaysmasterpiece .. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? ......... Same middle name.

w00t @jaysmasterpiece ... What did the fish say when he swam into a wall ? ....... DAM

Monday Blues @jaysmasterpiece ... Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!

Its sunday @jaysmasterpiece .. I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?

Its a Saturday @jaysmasterpiece .. A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

T.G.I.F @jaysmasterpiece .. Why don’t ants get sick? They have anty-bodies.

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Its sunday @jaysmasterpiece .. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

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Wednesday liao @jaysmasterpiece .. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? Because it might crack up!

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Its tuesday @jaysmasterpiece .. Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them

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Monday blues @jaysmasterpiece ... Did you know that technically Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the clouds

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Happy Sunday @jaysmasterpiece ...Two little boys were at a wedding when one leaned over to the other and asked, "How many wives can a man have?" His friend answered, "Sixteen... four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer."

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Saturday @jaysmasterpiece ... When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.

TGIF @jaysmasterpiece ... I'm changing my name to 'Benefits' on Facebook. Next time someone adds me, It will say "you are now friends with Benefits."

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Thursday already @jaysmasterpiece ... What do you call a dictionary on drugs? HIGH-Definition.

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Humpday @jaysmasterpiece ... Mr & Mrs Lee son was born before the due date. they named him Sudden Lee.

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its Tuesday @jaysmasterpiece ... What do you call a singh who likes to dig holes? Menggali-Singh

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Monday Bluess @jaysmasterpiece ... So BILL Gates farted in an Apple store and stank up the entire place. But its their own fauly for not having Windows.

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remember @jaysmasterpiece ... If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

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Happy happy Saturday @jaysmasterpiece ... How do billboards talk ? ..... Sign language

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TGIF @jaysmasterpiece ... Why do scuba divers always fall backward out of the boat ?? ... If they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat !!

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The Cookie has arrived @jaysmasterpiece ... What do cows most like to read? .... Cattle-logs.

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Cookies @jaysmasterpiece ... What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? “Oh sheet!”

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w00t @jaysmasterpiece ... I dig, you dig, she dig, we dig, you dig. The poem may not be beautiful, but it’s certainly very deep!

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Happy Monday @jaysmasterpiece What do you call it when Batman skips church? ....... Christian Bale.

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Dear @jaysmasterpiece. Hope you don't mind this memo. If you do then please let me know and I will not bother you again in the future. Just wanted to share with you link to amazing publication related to ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE by my friend @neavvy. He "touched" very interesting topic: could AI disturb and dominate social media platforms (including Steemit) in the nearest future? I would LOVE to hear your opinion on that particular topic. Check out my comment and share your view. Yours, Piotr // LINK: https://steemit.com/steemstem/@crypto.piotr/re-neavvy-ai-learns-to-play-flappy-bird-the-impact-of-machine-learning-on-steem-blockchain-20190310t074433939z

Its sunday @jaysmasterpiece .. What's Forrest Gump's password ...... 1Forrest1

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Cookies @jaysmasterpiece .. What do you call a fish with no eyes? ........... A fsh.

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Bonus cookies starting today @jaysmasterpiece So .... Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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COOKIES !! @jaysmasterpiece What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke.

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Cookie time @jaysmasterpiece Why do blind people hate skydiving? ...... It scares the hell out of their dogs.

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Cookie time @jaysmasterpiece So ... Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? ....... Because they taste funny.

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Hey @jaysmasterpiece ... What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? ...... HIP-POP!

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Hey @jaysmasterpiece ! We made more cookies then yesterday =)

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Dear @jaysmasterpiece, Hope you don't mind my little memo. If you do then please let me know and I will not bother you again. I'm helping my friend @juanmolina to build his presence on Steemit and I only wanted to share with you link his his new publication in which we're discussing POTENTIAL THREAT OF STEEM BEING WORTH 4$ for future of Steemit platform and I would love to know your feedback. Yours, Piotr. LINK: // https://steemit.com/steem/@juanmolina/steem-s-value-vs-newbies-s-resources-credits-rc

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