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steemit steemit.com/@mudpuddle Joined December 2017

HIVE
Tradeable tokens that may be transferred anywhere at anytime.
Hive can be converted to HIVE POWER in a process called powering up.
2.188 HIVE
HIVE POWER
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HIVE POWER increases at an APR of approximately 2.98%, subject to blockchain variance. See FAQ for details.
21.459 HIVE
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$5.346
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0.000 HIVE
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$10.86


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6 years agoReceived 0.001 HIVE from resteemyou
Hi! I re-blog posts to 6500+ followers for only 0.03 SBD/Steem & I don't leave comments. Thanx ♥
6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from allaz
Promote your post. Your post will be min. 10 resteemed with over 13000 followers and min. 25 Upvote Different account (5000 STEEM POWER). Your post will be more popular and you will find new friends. Send 0.5 SBD or STEEM to @allaz (post URL as memo ) Service Active.
6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from allaz
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6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from allaz
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6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from allaz
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6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from allaz
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6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from allaz
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6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from allaz
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6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from allaz
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6 years agoTransfer 3.000 HBD to block-lotto
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6 years agoClaim rewards: 0.005 HIVE POWER
6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from allaz
Promote your post. Your post will be min. 10 resteemed with over 13000 followers and min. 25 Upvote Different account (5000 STEEM POWER). Your post will be more popular and you will find new friends. Send 0.5 SBD or STEEM to @allaz ( URL as memo ) Service Active.
6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from allaz
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6 years agoTransfer 2.000 HBD to block-lotto
737, 919
6 years agoTransfer 2.000 HIVE to block-lotto
777, 333
6 years agoClaim rewards: 0.010 HIVE, 4.126 HBD and 1.799 HIVE POWER
6 years agoReceived 3.090 HIVE from bittrex
6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from allaz
Promote your post. Your post will be min 10 resteemed with over 13000 followers, min 25 Upvote Different account. Your post will be more popular and you will find new friends. Send 0.5 SBD or STEEM to @allaz ( URL as memo ) Service Active
6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from koobix
►►► Advance your post ! ◄◄◄ Resteem to my 4400+ Followers. ♦ For resteem : Send 0.2 SBD / 0.2 STEEM to @koobix ( URL in the memo ) ♦ for upvote : send other amounts of SBD/STEEM. │► Services 7/24 Active ◄|
6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from koobix
Hi @mudpuddle ►►► Make your posts more popular and find new followers ►►► Resteem to my +3800 followers ►►► Send 0.2 SBD or 0.1 STEEM to @koobix , URL in the memo ► If you send other amounts your post would be upvoted.
6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from reblogit
▶▶ Re-steem service ▶▶ 3800+ followers ▶▶ Send 0.03 SBDs/Steem ▶▶ I don't comment ▶▶
6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from resteembot
A gift
6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from tow-heed
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6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from steemerap
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6 years agoReceived 0.001 HIVE from anonwhale
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6 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from promotedpost
Hello, our user. We have created a system to deliver the article to more people. Resteem to 14.500+ Followers | @promotedpost Upvote ⏩(7500SP) | Upvote with min +50 account | Our post will be more popular and you will find new friends | Send 1 SBD or 1 STEEM to @promotedpost (URL as memo) Service Active
6 years agoTransfer 5.000 HBD to upme
https://steemit.com/funny/@mudpuddle/a-man
6 years agoClaim rewards: 0.311 HBD and 0.123 HIVE POWER
7 years agoReceived 0.001 HIVE from resteemboss
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7 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from ax3
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7 years agoReceived 0.001 HIVE from glitterbot
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7 years agoReceived 0.001 HIVE from glitterbot
Get more upvotes and new followers by sending 0.400 SBD or 0.400 STEEM with your post URL as memo and get your post resteemed to 7000+ followers and get +-20 upvotes.
7 years agoClaim rewards: 3.647 HBD and 1.615 HIVE POWER
7 years agoReceived 0.001 HIVE from glitterbot
Get some glitter for your post by sending 0.400 SBD or 0.400 STEEM with your post URL as memo and get your post resteemed to 7000+ followers to increase your social impact.
7 years agoReceived 0.001 HIVE from bigshot
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7 years agoReceived 0.001 HIVE from puppybot
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7 years agoReceived 0.001 HIVE from anonwhale
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7 years agoTransfer 3.500 HBD to upme
https://steemit.com/funny/@mudpuddle/farmer
7 years agoClaim rewards: 0.567 HIVE, 4.389 HBD and 3.857 HIVE POWER
7 years agoReceived 0.001 HIVE from resteemboss
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7 years agoReceived 0.001 HIVE from postresteem
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7 years agoReceived 0.001 HIVE from puppybot
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7 years agoTransfer 3.000 HBD to upme
https://steemit.com/funny/@mudpuddle/a-girl
7 years agoClaim rewards: 0.333 HIVE, 4.236 HBD and 3.333 HIVE POWER
7 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from hugewhale
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7 years agoReceived 0.001 HIVE from postresteem
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7 years agoClaim rewards: 0.173 HIVE, 5.117 HBD and 3.486 HIVE POWER
7 years agoTransfer 4.054 HBD to upme
https://steemit.com/funny/@mudpuddle/little-johnny
7 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from mulyaabadi
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7 years agoReceived 0.001 HIVE from postresteem
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7 years agoTransfer 4.000 HBD to upme
https://steemit.com/funny/@mudpuddle/little-billy
7 years agoTransfer 4.000 HBD to upme
https://steemit.com/funny/@mudpuddle/a-bus-full-of-nuns-falls-of-a-cliff-and-they-all-die
7 years agoTransfer 4.000 HBD to upme
https://steemit.com/funny/@mudpuddle/a-man-escapes-from-prison-where-he-has-been-for-15-years
7 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from sportic
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7 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from best10
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7 years agoReceived 0.001 HIVE from postresteem
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7 years agoReceived 0.001 HBD from hugewhale
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7 years agoTransfer 4.000 HBD to upme
https://steemit.com/funny/@mudpuddle/a-few-days-after-christmas-a-mother-was-working-in-the-kitchen-listening-to-her-young-son-playing-with-his-new-electric-train-in
7 years agoPaid 18.177 HIVE for 18.177 HBD
7 years agoPaid 1.092 HIVE for 1.093 HBD
7 years agoPaid 0.778 HIVE for 0.780 HBD
7 years agoReceived 20.047 HIVE from blocktrades