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Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

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Watch for @STEEMHumor. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

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Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

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Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

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Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

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Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

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Watch for @STEEMHumor. My five-year-old: "I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

Watch for @STEEMHumor. 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

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Watch for @STEEMHumor. Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

Watch for @STEEMHumor. Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: *never stops screaming* Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

Watch for @STEEMHumor. Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

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Watch for @STEEMHumor. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

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Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

Watch for @STEEMHumor. *wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort* Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me *climbing out of fort* YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

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Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

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