star.lord

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Hey @star.lord I am launching a new solo witness and am looking for support. If you are unfamiliar with what I do, I wrote a post announcing my witness here: https://peakd.com/witness/@howo/annoucing-my-solo-witness. The tl;dr is that I've been on Hive for 6 years and for the past 4 I've been working as a core developer meaning I'm working directly on the blockchain code to add features. You might have interacted with some of them already like RC delegations, recurrent transfers or more recently I've been working on updating communities (new update soon !). If you want to support me, could you vote for me as a witness ? You can do it on this page https://peakd.com/me/witnesses. Thank you !

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Help us OPEN SOURCE & continue : D.Buzz please consider voting for our hive proposal https://peakd.com/me/proposals/263

Hi @star.lord! Did you get a chance to take a look at the new Keychain proposal? In the coming year, we aim to grow our team, bring tons of new features to the extension and mobile Apps, improve our products branding, and help bridging Hive to the broader ecosystem. Your feedback and support would be much appreciated: https://peakd.com/me/proposals/262

Hi ! I've been a core developer on hive for three years now, working on features that are now powering the chain and improving user experience like RC delegations or recurrent transfers and currently wrapping up some features that will go live in hard fork 27. I'm also hosting the monthly core dev meeting. I would like to carry on working for hive for a fourth year. I am looking for support on my renewed proposal as the current one will expire soon. It's the same deal as the last one. Could you review it and maybe vote on it if it's worth your support ? https://peakd.com/me/proposals/261 Thanks a lot !

Hi @star.lord, to make Hive even safer, we created a proposal to fund development for making Multisig easier to use. Please take a look at the proposal for more details on the work involved and possible applications. Don't hesitate to ask us questions in the comments section : https://peakd.com/me/proposals/237

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Please consider supporting my DHF proposal. I am working on HAF tools that will bring valuable features to Hive. Thank you >> Proposal 219 >> https://peakd.com/proposals/219

Hi, I have been working for the past two years as a core developer on hive. I worked on a lot of things last year some which went live in hard fork 25 already or will go live soon with hard fork 26. To name a few, RC delegations, recurrent transfers or communities V2. I would love to continue working on hive for a third year on the next hard fork, communities and everything else. I am looking for support on my renewed proposal as the current one will expire soon. Could you review it and maybe vote on it if it's worth your support ? https://peakd.com/me/proposals/214 Thanks a lot !

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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works - Alan J. Perlis

Knowledge is power - Francis Bacon

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good

Knowledge is power - Francis Bacon

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight - Bill Gates

First, solve the problem. Then, write the code - John Johnson

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good

Things aren’t always #000000 and #FFFFFF

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight - Bill Gates

My code DOESN’T work, I have no idea why. My code WORKS, I have no idea why

It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature!

The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state - J. Osterhout

First, solve the problem. Then, write the code - John Johnson

I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” - Vidiu Platon

The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late - Seymour Cray

Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds

Ruby is rubbish! PHP is phpantastic! - Nikita Popov

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works - Alan J. Perlis

Fix the cause, not the symptom - Steve Maguire

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight - Bill Gates

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job - Jessica Gaston

I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing - Oktal

There are only two industries that refer to their customers as “users” - Edward Tufte

Deleted code is debugged code - Jeff Sickel

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz

Simplicity is the soul of efficiency - Austin Freeman

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight - Bill Gates

Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free - Linus Torvalds

The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late - Seymour Cray

Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad - Cory House

Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for “still doesn’t work

Knowledge is power - Francis Bacon

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different - Coco Chanel

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz

Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free - Linus Torvalds

Deleted code is debugged code - Jeff Sickel

Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds

Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file - Louis Srygley

Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds

In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job - Jessica Gaston

Fix the cause, not the symptom - Steve Maguire

Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds

Old programmers never die. They simply give up their resources

There are only two industries that refer to their customers as “users” - Edward Tufte

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: feedback is the treatment - Kent Beck

The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state - J. Osterhout

Knowledge is power - Francis Bacon

Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad - Cory House

I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” - Vidiu Platon

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, You are brave enough to ask that girl out

Things aren’t always #000000 and #FFFFFF

Ruby is rubbish! PHP is phpantastic! - Nikita Popov

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: feedback is the treatment - Kent Beck

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: feedback is the treatment - Kent Beck

Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job - Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes - Oscar Wilde

Knowledge is power - Francis Bacon

There are only two industries that refer to their customers as “users” - Edward Tufte

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street - Doug Linder

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different - Coco Chanel

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full-time job - Jessica Gaston

“Software Developer” - An organism that turns caffeine into software

Simplicity is the soul of efficiency - Austin Freeman

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen - Edward V Berard

Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different - Coco Chanel

Things aren’t always #000000 and #FFFFFF

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full-time job - Jessica Gaston

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works - Alan J. Perlis

Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job - Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering

I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing - Oktal

Simplicity is the soul of efficiency - Austin Freeman

“Software Developer” - An organism that turns caffeine into software

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes - Oscar Wilde

My code DOESN’T work, I have no idea why. My code WORKS, I have no idea why

“Software Developer” - An organism that turns caffeine into software

Simplicity is the soul of efficiency - Austin Freeman

The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state - J. Osterhout

Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free - Linus Torvalds

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good

There are only two industries that refer to their customers as “users” - Edward Tufte

Old programmers never die. They simply give up their resources

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight - Bill Gates

It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature!

It’s not a bug - it’s an undocumented feature

It’s not a bug - it’s an undocumented feature

Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for “still doesn’t work

Things aren’t always #000000 and #FFFFFF

I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing - Oktal

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, You are brave enough to ask that girl out

Simplicity is the soul of efficiency - Austin Freeman

Old programmers never die. They simply give up their resources

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street - Doug Linder

Ruby is rubbish! PHP is phpantastic! - Nikita Popov

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job - Jessica Gaston

Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz

It’s not a bug - it’s an undocumented feature

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz

Fix the cause, not the symptom - Steve Maguire

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different - Coco Chanel

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes - Oscar Wilde

I’m very font of you because you are just my type

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full-time job - Jessica Gaston

“Software Developer” - An organism that turns caffeine into software

Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free - Linus Torvalds

Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file - Louis Srygley

I’m very font of you because you are just my type

The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren’t there - Gordon Bell

The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren’t there - Gordon Bell

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: feedback is the treatment - Kent Beck

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: feedback is the treatment - Kent Beck

I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” - Vidiu Platon

I’m very font of you because you are just my type

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full-time job - Jessica Gaston

The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren’t there - Gordon Bell

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, You are brave enough to ask that girl out

Deleted code is debugged code - Jeff Sickel

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job - Jessica Gaston

In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion

My code DOESN’T work, I have no idea why. My code WORKS, I have no idea why

Deleted code is debugged code - Jeff Sickel

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes - Oscar Wilde

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works - Alan J. Perlis

My code DOESN’T work, I have no idea why. My code WORKS, I have no idea why

Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job - Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering

Knowledge is power - Francis Bacon

Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds

Old programmers never die. They simply give up their resources

Make it work, make it right, make it fast - Kent Beck

Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad - Cory House

Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds

“Software Developer” - An organism that turns caffeine into software

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street - Doug Linder

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job - Jessica Gaston

The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren’t there - Gordon Bell

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: feedback is the treatment - Kent Beck

There are only two industries that refer to their customers as “users” - Edward Tufte

Make it work, make it right, make it fast - Kent Beck

Fix the cause, not the symptom - Steve Maguire

It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature!

Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free - Linus Torvalds

Deleted code is debugged code - Jeff Sickel

My code DOESN’T work, I have no idea why. My code WORKS, I have no idea why

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: feedback is the treatment - Kent Beck

Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for “still doesn’t work

Make it work, make it right, make it fast - Kent Beck

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job - Jessica Gaston

My code DOESN’T work, I have no idea why. My code WORKS, I have no idea why

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson

“Software Developer” - An organism that turns caffeine into software

Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free - Linus Torvalds

Deleted code is debugged code - Jeff Sickel

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works - Alan J. Perlis

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different - Coco Chanel

In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion

Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds

Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good

Knowledge is power - Francis Bacon

Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job - Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good

Simplicity is the soul of efficiency - Austin Freeman

Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad - Cory House

Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job - Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering

It’s not a bug - it’s an undocumented feature

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: feedback is the treatment - Kent Beck

I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing - Oktal

Simplicity is the soul of efficiency - Austin Freeman

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen - Edward V Berard

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street - Doug Linder

Make it work, make it right, make it fast - Kent Beck

Make it work, make it right, make it fast - Kent Beck

I’m very font of you because you are just my type

Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file - Louis Srygley

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight - Bill Gates

Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for “still doesn’t work

Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free - Linus Torvalds

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full-time job - Jessica Gaston

Old programmers never die. They simply give up their resources

Deleted code is debugged code - Jeff Sickel

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full-time job - Jessica Gaston

Old programmers never die. They simply give up their resources

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, You are brave enough to ask that girl out

Deleted code is debugged code - Jeff Sickel

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street - Doug Linder

The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late - Seymour Cray

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit

Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job - Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering

I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” - Vidiu Platon

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson

The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren’t there - Gordon Bell

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes - Oscar Wilde

First, solve the problem. Then, write the code - John Johnson

It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature!

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz

The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state - J. Osterhout

Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds

There are only two industries that refer to their customers as “users” - Edward Tufte

Java is to JavaScript what car is to Carpet - Chris Heilmann

Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for “still doesn’t work”

I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing - Oktal

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street - Doug Linder

I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing - Oktal

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit

The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren’t there - Gordon Bell

It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature!

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job - Jessica Gaston

The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state - J. Osterhout

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen - Edward V Berard

“Software Developer” - An organism that turns caffeine into software

The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren’t there - Gordon Bell

Simplicity is the soul of efficiency - Austin Freeman

Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free - Linus Torvalds

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: feedback is the treatment - Kent Beck

I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” - Vidiu Platon

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job - Jessica Gaston

Simplicity is the soul of efficiency - Austin Freeman

The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state - J. Osterhout

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works - Alan J. Perlis

First, solve the problem. Then, write the code - John Johnson

Make it work, make it right, make it fast - Kent Beck

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit

I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing - Oktal

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit

Fix the cause, not the symptom - Steve Maguire

Ruby is rubbish! PHP is phpantastic! - Nikita Popov

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes - Oscar Wilde

It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature!

Things aren’t always #000000 and #FFFFFF

Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free - Linus Torvalds

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen - Edward V Berard

I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” - Vidiu Platon

Simplicity is the soul of efficiency - Austin Freeman

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street - Doug Linder

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job - Jessica Gaston

Ruby is rubbish! PHP is phpantastic! - Nikita Popov

I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” - Vidiu Platon

The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late - Seymour Cray

I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing - Oktal

Ruby is rubbish! PHP is phpantastic! - Nikita Popov

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes - Oscar Wilde

Old programmers never die. They simply give up their resources

Fix the cause, not the symptom - Steve Maguire

Knowledge is power - Francis Bacon

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson

First, solve the problem. Then, write the code - John Johnson

First, solve the problem. Then, write the code - John Johnson

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz

Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file - Louis Srygley

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit

First, solve the problem. Then, write the code - John Johnson

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight - Bill Gates

Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job - Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street - Doug Linder

Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job - Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering

Things aren’t always #000000 and #FFFFFF

I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” - Vidiu Platon

Fix the cause, not the symptom - Steve Maguire

Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works - Alan J. Perlis

Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street - Doug Linder

Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for “still doesn’t work

I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” - Vidiu Platon

The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late - Seymour Cray

Make it work, make it right, make it fast - Kent Beck

It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature!

First, solve the problem. Then, write the code - John Johnson

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street - Doug Linder

Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full-time job - Jessica Gaston

Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file - Louis Srygley

It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature!

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, You are brave enough to ask that girl out

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different - Coco Chanel

First, solve the problem. Then, write the code - John Johnson

Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad - Cory House

I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing - Oktal

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen - Edward V Berard

I’m very font of you because you are just my type

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street - Doug Linder

I’m very font of you because you are just my type

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz

Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file - Louis Srygley

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good

It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature!

I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” - Vidiu Platon

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: feedback is the treatment - Kent Beck

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight - Bill Gates

First, solve the problem. Then, write the code - John Johnson

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good

Deleted code is debugged code - Jeff Sickel

It’s not a bug - it’s an undocumented feature

It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature!

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight - Bill Gates

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: feedback is the treatment - Kent Beck

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good

First, solve the problem. Then, write the code - John Johnson

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson

It’s not a bug - it’s an undocumented feature

Java is to JavaScript what car is to Carpet - Chris Heilmann

In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion

Fix the cause, not the symptom - Steve Maguire

It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature!

Knowledge is power - Francis Bacon

Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file - Louis Srygley

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works - Alan J. Perlis

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, You are brave enough to ask that girl out

Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file - Louis Srygley

I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” - Vidiu Platon

Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for “still doesn’t work

There are only two industries that refer to their customers as “users” - Edward Tufte

One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job - Jessica Gaston

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, You are brave enough to ask that girl out

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen - Edward V Berard

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes - Oscar Wilde