Hive Wallet

HIVE

Tradeable tokens that may be transferred anywhere at anytime.
Hive can be converted to HIVE POWER in a process called powering up.

0.000 HIVE

HIVE POWER

Influence tokens which give you more control over post payouts and allow you to earn on curation rewards.

HIVE POWER increases at an APR of approximately 2.77%, subject to blockchain variance. See FAQ for details.

7.259 HIVE

HIVE DOLLARS

Tradeable tokens that may be transferred anywhere at anytime.

$0.001

SAVINGS

Balances subject to 3 day withdraw waiting period.

HBD interest rate: 15.00% APR (as voted by the Witnesses)

0.000 HIVE
$0.000

Estimated Account Value

The estimated value is based on an average value of Hive in US dollars.

$2.55

Account History

Beware of spam and phishing links in transfer memos. Do not open links from users you do not trust. Do not provide your private keys to any third party websites. Transactions will not show until they are confirmed on the blockchain, which may take a few minutes.

6 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from sanashaikh	https://steemit.com/life/@sanashaikh/girlfriend-boyfriend-daily-life-and-soci-2018-10-20-23-07-17
6 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to satoshiroller
6 years ago	Transfer 0.125 HIVE to satoshiroller
6 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from bitcoinmarketss	https://steemit.com/anti/@sanashaikh/new-anti-rain-app-bvk2y8s3
6 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sanashaikh	Oops, sanashaikh paid 0.001 SBDThe advertised donation for 34 reputation is 0.034, not funny.
6 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from sanashaikh	https://steemit.com/taj/@sanashaikh/beautiful-taj-mahal-in-india-v7vsarci
6 years ago	Received 0.045 HIVE from mika-ella	https://steemit.com/funny/@mika-ella/what-s-up-steemians
6 years ago	Received 0.080 HIVE from miye47	Thank you for your loyalty! "Earn SBD answering"
6 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to rssniper	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
6 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemhumor	stemians's Memo needs to contain a funny SteemIt post link. You Sent: https://dmania.lol/post/stemians/nice-engineering-but-why-zg1hbmlh-4i3wn,@STEEMHumor will consider this a donation. Thank you for supporting @STEEMHumor!
6 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from stemians	https://dmania.lol/post/stemians/nice-engineering-but-why-zg1hbmlh-4i3wn
6 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to arvindkhushi	arvindkhushi is not a follower or you need to wait 1 hour after following @STEEMHumor to submit posts, not funny.
6 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from arvindkhushi	https://steemit.com/dmania/@arvindkhushi/half-way-through-the-tunnel-he-found-a-candle-zg1hbmlh-s835p
6 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to arvindkhushi	arvindkhushi is not a follower or you need to wait 1 hour after following @STEEMHumor to submit posts, not funny.
6 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from arvindkhushi	https://steemit.com/dmania/@arvindkhushi/omg-this-is-ineradicable-basket-ball-see-zg1hbmlh-7m80x#comments
6 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to mdarob	mdarob is not a follower or you need to wait 1 hour after following @STEEMHumor to submit posts, not funny.
6 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from mdarob	https://steemit.com/dmania/@mdarob/public-announcement-zg1hbmlh-ia6fz
7 years ago	Transfer 0.012 HBD to satoshiroller
7 years ago	Claim rewards: 0.012 HBD and 0.006 HIVE POWER
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to thecrytotrader	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to regalsoldier	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to citrux	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptohodlgroup	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: sneaks out of the house drives to another state hides in a cave quietly opens a bag of chips My kids: Can we have some? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to peekbit	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to monkeydnima	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to toofasteddie	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to vote-psc	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to afmeulaboh	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to david-guevara	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to tiwichan	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My five-year-old: "I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cypher01	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to norwegianviking	Watch for @STEEMHumor. If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to megan.brown	Watch for @STEEMHumor. How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to baby-owl	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to king14	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to hassansteemit	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to lenasteem	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: sneaks out of the house drives to another state hides in a cave quietly opens a bag of chips My kids: Can we have some? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to hafidh11	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to yusdiana	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: never stops screaming Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to baby-owl	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemfiles	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to safrizal.mus	Watch for @STEEMHumor. wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me climbing out of fort YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sayee	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to shaphir	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to alexisricardo	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to gvand	Watch for @STEEMHumor. How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to pcsg-dev	Watch for @STEEMHumor. What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to useacoin	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to elvisr	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to agx	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to air-clinic	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to fortunecat	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My five-year-old: "I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to saheed117	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to loryana	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: never stops screaming Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to abeldangerlive	Watch for @STEEMHumor. wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me climbing out of fort YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ivoted	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to davidad	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to voronwe	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sebescen81	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: never stops screaming Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to owdin.live	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to shaphir	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to kuku12170	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: sneaks out of the house drives to another state hides in a cave quietly opens a bag of chips My kids: Can we have some? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to minimalpris	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Received 0.044 HBD from sdavignon	https://steemit.com/funny/@triptybarsha/qxlqj-fun-time
7 years ago	Transfer 0.005 HBD to fragmentado	Oops, fragmentado paid 0.005 SBDThe advertised donation for 31 reputation is 0.031, not funny.
7 years ago	Received 0.005 HBD from fragmentado	https://steemit.com/dmania/@fragmentado/lolnein-comics-dump-zg1hbmlh-c6idr
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to leomesi	Oops, leomesi paid 0.001 SBDThe advertised donation for 34 reputation is 0.034, not funny.
7 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from leomesi	https://steemit.com/eateem/@leomesi/masa-kecil-c07bac2d9ae36
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to muzi0202	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: sneaks out of the house drives to another state hides in a cave quietly opens a bag of chips My kids: Can we have some? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to saeed313	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to leongkhan	Watch for @STEEMHumor. What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to yellowbird	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to crytptobus	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to kenmelendez	Watch for @STEEMHumor. If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to bellapitchy	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to stevewakeham332	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to baby-owl	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to jerrellemckenzie	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to evadiva	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to haseebali	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to mahesh7	Watch for @STEEMHumor. How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to boyhaqi97	Watch for @STEEMHumor. wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me climbing out of fort YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to whalebebe	Watch for @STEEMHumor. If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to rizkal	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: never stops screaming Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to annvely	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to boyhaqi97	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to markcassara	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: "Hi, I usually don't make it this far." Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to markcassara	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to jonasthomas	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to dodybireuen	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to leonard4liberty	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to melbourneswest	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: never stops screaming Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to matthew.davis	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to femseen	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to andkill	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to deviclara	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ssjsasha	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me climbing out of fort YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemhunt	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Received 0.032 HBD from retrojordanchris	https://steemit.com/dlive/@retrojordanchris/576e5590-5ecf-11e8-80ae-97b33bad0315
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to retrojordanchris	Oops, retrojordanchris paid 0.001 SBDThe advertised donation for 32 reputation is 0.032, not funny.
7 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from retrojordanchris	https://steemit.com/dlive/@retrojordanchris/576e5590-5ecf-11e8-80ae-97b33bad0315
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to retrojordanchris	retrojordanchris is not a follower or you need to wait 1 hour after following @STEEMHumor to submit posts, not funny.
7 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from retrojordanchris	https://steemit.com/dmania/@retrojordanchris/my-money-d-zg1hbmlh-wmv88
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to junge18laugh	Oops, junge18laugh paid 0.001 SBDThe advertised donation for 36 reputation is 0.036, not funny.
7 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from junge18laugh	https://steemit.com/robotics/@junge18laugh/more-3d-printing
7 years ago	Transfer 0.046 HIVE to sdavignon
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to mawarlinda	Oops, mawarlinda paid 0.001 SBDThe advertised donation for 45 reputation is 0.045, not funny.
7 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from mawarlinda	https://steemit.com/dmania/@mawarlinda/look-spirit-of-this-man-when-he-eat-popcorn-it-look-emezing-zg1hbmlh-pd445
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to mawarlinda	mawarlinda is not a follower or you need to wait 1 hour after following @STEEMHumor to submit posts, not funny.
7 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from mawarlinda	https://steemit.com/dmania/@mawarlinda/look-spirit-of-this-man-when-he-eat-popcorn-it-look-emezing-zg1hbmlh-pd445
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to mawarlinda	mawarlinda is not a follower or you need to wait 1 hour after following @STEEMHumor to submit posts, not funny.
7 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from mawarlinda	https://steemit.com/dmania/@mawarlinda/look-spirit-of-this-man-when-he-eat-popcorn-it-look-emezing-zg1hbmlh-pd445
7 years ago	Received 0.046 HIVE from sdavignon	https://steemit.com/piedpipercoin/@piedpipercoin/post-airdrop-update-piedpipercoin
7 years ago	Transfer 0.041 HIVE to sdavignon
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to bitgeek	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to maulidawati	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to agushendryan	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to payaitek	Watch for @STEEMHumor. How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to pakistan786	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to shintamonica	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to riseofth	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to shafiqraza	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to revo	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to felixellider	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to akhyna	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to commonlaw	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to firefighter1	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to antoniodpz	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to baby-owl	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My five-year-old: "I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to rspower	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ryanelnieno	Watch for @STEEMHumor. If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ymferrer	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to gary.vee	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: sneaks out of the house drives to another state hides in a cave quietly opens a bag of chips My kids: Can we have some? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to eye-am-a-mason	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to conradt	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to riscoin	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cristian26	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to herli1	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemcurve	Watch for @STEEMHumor. What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to matthew.davis	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My five-year-old: "I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sorin.cristescu	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to megan.brown	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ardi94	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to yougotresteemed	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: sneaks out of the house drives to another state hides in a cave quietly opens a bag of chips My kids: Can we have some? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to consultingpro	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptoeater	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to goodday12	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Received 0.035 HBD from satoshiroller	https://steemit.com/meme/@snoke/only-star-wars-fans-will-understand
7 years ago	Received 0.041 HIVE from sdavignon	https://steemit.com/memeitlol/@bittrex12/qiu8l4m7b211914yaeedopc2ofpbhg7c
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to rta	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemhumor	awayforhappiness's Memo needs to contain a funny SteemIt post link. You Sent: resteemit SERVICE! We're offering resteems to over 20000 followers by 4 resteem with @wayforhappiness (7538 )followers and (6008) @awayforhappiness followers and @bitcoins1 (4462) followers upvoting (2166) followers ( 4 resteem ) for only 0.25 SBD or 0.25 STEEM per resteem. Our resteems generally do better than Promoted Posts. you can simply send 0.25 SBD or 0.25 STEEM now and the link to your post to @wayforhappiness and we'll resteem it right away. Resteems get you more views, more followers, more engagement on your post, and usually more money. We've had several repeat buyers who love the service. Thanks!,@STEEMHumor will consider this a donation. Thank you for supporting @STEEMHumor!
7 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from awayforhappiness	resteemit SERVICE! We're offering resteems to over 20000 followers by 4 resteem with @wayforhappiness (7538 )followers and (6008) @awayforhappiness followers and @bitcoins1 (4462) followers upvoting (2166) followers ( 4 resteem ) for only 0.25 SBD or 0.25 STEEM per resteem. Our resteems generally do better than Promoted Posts. you can simply send 0.25 SBD or 0.25 STEEM now and the link to your post to @wayforhappiness and we'll resteem it right away. Resteems get you more views, more followers, more engagement on your post, and usually more money. We've had several repeat buyers who love the service. Thanks!
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to battebilly	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to davidya	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to lenasteem	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: "Hi, I usually don't make it this far." Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: sneaks out of the house drives to another state hides in a cave quietly opens a bag of chips My kids: Can we have some? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to bellapitchy	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to naszrul	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to remsorepublic	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to omitaylor	Watch for @STEEMHumor. How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to revalina	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to dickdeepdog	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ayufitri	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to emiliocabrera	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: sneaks out of the house drives to another state hides in a cave quietly opens a bag of chips My kids: Can we have some? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Received 0.015 HBD from geadriana	https://steemit.com/fr/@geadriana/la-terre-en-l-an-3000
7 years ago	Transfer 0.082 HIVE to sdavignon
7 years ago	Paid 0.052 HBD for 0.042 HIVE
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to rssniper	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ammrito	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to caribbeancrypto	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to baby-owl	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ceerresiete	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to roundoar03	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to gregory-f	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to stophaejinfund	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to exan	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to muksaal	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to muhibbuttabri	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to kasemkhan	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to mdyousuf	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to bafi	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to monowar	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ospro	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemcharts	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemfunder	Watch for @STEEMHumor. What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to rockz	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My five-year-old: "I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to juanpablo420	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sydesjokes	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to abialfatih	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to bunnypuncher	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to preparedwombat	Watch for @STEEMHumor. What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to johnroomusic	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to waihinoo	Watch for @STEEMHumor. wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me climbing out of fort YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to flagawhale	Watch for @STEEMHumor. If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to gohba.handcrafts	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to megan.brown	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to mysearchisover	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My five-year-old: "I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to megaela	Watch for @STEEMHumor. If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to loin	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to shredz7	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to markcassara	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ajznakamoto	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to markcassara	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to zeeshan003	Watch for @STEEMHumor. wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me climbing out of fort YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ridhomaslizal	Watch for @STEEMHumor. wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me climbing out of fort YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sajjad10	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to gillianpearce	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Claim rewards: 0.016 HBD and 0.006 HIVE POWER
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to markcassara	Watch for @STEEMHumor. How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to princebitcoin	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to fullcoverbetting	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to reseller	Watch for @STEEMHumor. What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ritauddin	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to safina	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to jeffrey97	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to mepatriot	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: never stops screaming Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to voaputra	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My five-year-old: "I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to fessikay	Watch for @STEEMHumor. wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me climbing out of fort YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemhumor	Failed Resteem @moneysteemitWe Already Submitted And Resteemed This
7 years ago	Received 0.100 HBD from moneysteemit	https://steemit.com/funny/@moneysteemit/funny-monkey-9b430bcd01e6b
7 years ago	Transfer 0.002 HBD to moneysteemit	Oops, moneysteemit paid 0.002 SBDThe advertised donation for 37 reputation is 0.037, not funny.
7 years ago	Received 0.002 HBD from moneysteemit	https://steemit.com/funny/@moneysteemit/funny-monkey-9b430bcd01e6b
7 years ago	Received 0.040 HIVE from satoshiroller	https://steemit.com/funny/@magia.cinco/worlds-first-dancing-twurkey-funny
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to baby-owl	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to richatvns	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to scottcbusiness	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to meno	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ideafarm	Watch for @STEEMHumor. If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to riseofth	Watch for @STEEMHumor. What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me climbing out of fort YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: "Hi, I usually don't make it this far." Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to antigenx	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ridhomaslizal	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ritauddin	Watch for @STEEMHumor. wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me climbing out of fort YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: sneaks out of the house drives to another state hides in a cave quietly opens a bag of chips My kids: Can we have some? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to geeadams	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to lenasteem	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to wesakab	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to bellapitchy	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to yohan2on	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to m-fauzan	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to wwamd	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: "Hi, I usually don't make it this far." Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to aldhmri	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: never stops screaming Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to acyaasd106	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My five-year-old: "I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to haikalbatat	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to kim0jh0	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to whalebebe	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to dafied.egie	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to pele23	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to mutia-amabel	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to luschn	Watch for @STEEMHumor. If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to raja-salman	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to markcassara	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: never stops screaming Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to elautomatico	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to rabeel	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to alhofmeister	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to alhofmeister	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Received 0.039 HBD from sdavignon	https://steemit.com/bitcoin/@sdavignon/20180428t035623740z
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to markcassara	Watch for @STEEMHumor. wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me climbing out of fort YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to the-mystery-man	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sisinews	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to benzamii	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: sneaks out of the house drives to another state hides in a cave quietly opens a bag of chips My kids: Can we have some? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to norrisbot	norrisbot's Memo needs to contain a funny SteemIt post link. You Sent: ,@STEEMHumor will consider this a donation. Thank you for supporting @STEEMHumor!
7 years ago	Received 0.010 HBD from norrisbot
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to juwel2018	juwel2018 is not a follower or you need to wait 1 hour after following @STEEMHumor to submit posts, not funny.
7 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from juwel2018	https://steemit.com/funny/@juwel2018/funny-smile-it-s-easy-if-you-do-it-smart-or-funny
7 years ago	Transfer 0.118 HIVE to satoshiroller
7 years ago	Paid 0.087 HBD for 0.076 HIVE
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to adjs20	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to pele23	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemcurve	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to arupkumer	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to arupkumer	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to joshofalltrades	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to edicted	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to jawadahmad	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to zeugen	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to erwinfajri	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ricko66	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: sneaks out of the house drives to another state hides in a cave quietly opens a bag of chips My kids: Can we have some? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to bisec	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to heshamsaad	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to heshamsaad	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to gagago	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to herli1	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemcharts	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to urmilasraboni15	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: never stops screaming Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to hhusaini	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to syakirdj	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to reseller	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to azmiktb	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to omar-hesham	Watch for @STEEMHumor. If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cura	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to artzanolino	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to azmielbanjary	Watch for @STEEMHumor. How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to yasu24	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to jejes	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to angelinafx	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to mukhroji	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to boyhaqi97	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Received 0.040 HBD from sdavignon	https://steemit.com/dmania/@steemfeed/we-need-both-zg1hbmlh-o3saf
7 years ago	Received 0.040 HBD from sdavignon	https://steemit.com/dmania/@team101/life-is-not-like-a-box-of-chocolates-zg1hbmlh-e2xm7
7 years ago	Received 0.040 HBD from sdavignon	https://steemit.com/dmania/@rizkiyunanda97/ignorance-that-is-not-cleverness-zg1hbmlh-rjhui
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to simonjay	Watch for @STEEMHumor. What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to francosteemradio	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to yanosh01	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to arupkumer	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to andrevp2611	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to fproductions	Watch for @STEEMHumor. If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to alhofmeister	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to xplore	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cura	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to crystalhuman	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to akiripromise	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemit-bot	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to vivekkanade	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to joewxman	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to akiripromise	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to free-reign	Watch for @STEEMHumor. If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to davidad	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to dailychina	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to nishadhasan	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to father2b	Watch for @STEEMHumor. wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me climbing out of fort YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to tuwanku-raja	Watch for @STEEMHumor. What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemitguide	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to pele23	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: never stops screaming Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to putryjannati	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to baby-owl	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to markcassara	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to happymoneyman	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to hubbi	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to yudi.steemit17	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemhumor	zerotoherobot's Memo needs to contain a funny SteemIt post link. You Sent: Refunding 0.001 SBD. You need to send 0.003. If you intended to donate please send any amount of STEEM/SBD with memo 'donation' without quotes.,@STEEMHumor will consider this a donation. Thank you for supporting @STEEMHumor!
7 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from zerotoherobot	Refunding 0.001 SBD. You need to send 0.003. If you intended to donate please send any amount of STEEM/SBD with memo 'donation' without quotes.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to zerotoherobot	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptosharon	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cura	Watch for @STEEMHumor. If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to acid231	Watch for @STEEMHumor. What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to adrianav	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sdavignon	YOU WIN!! You were too funny with that post. The Too Funny Upvote Award goes to you. Thank you for participating @steemhumor. Warm Regards, @STEEMHumor
7 years ago	Received 0.040 HIVE from sdavignon	https://steemit.com/funny/@sdavignon/extra-crispy-colonel
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to flysky	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to markcassara	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cryptobble.com	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cosmicboy123	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to jehyson007	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Received 0.044 HBD from sdavignon	https://steemit.com/tweet/@sdavignon/20180424t203718846z
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to hawaiialoha	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from lev.life	https://steemit.com/dmania/@lev.life/memes-on-the-rescue-zg1hbmlh-kdgqx
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ali.wood	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from lev.life	https://steemit.com/dmania/@lev.life/no-idea-zg1hbmlh-negdr
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to tithikhatun	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to kaka83	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to zubir01	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to nova007	Watch for @STEEMHumor. If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to minchanhtike	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to emiliocabrera	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: never stops screaming Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to zeugen	Watch for @STEEMHumor. What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to rstracer	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to riyadhie	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to hawaiialoha	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steem.simple	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemfiles	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: "Hi, I usually don't make it this far." Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to marialara	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to waihinoo	Watch for @STEEMHumor. How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to abialfatih	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to gduran	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to baby-owl	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to umut1905	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to rspower	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My five-year-old: "I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to soteyapanbot	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to kabibitak	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to jaileiny	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steem77	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to brulas	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sshappydayz	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sakibhossain	Oops, sakibhossain paid 0.001 SBDThe advertised donation for 34 reputation is 0.034, not funny.
7 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from sakibhossain	https://steemit.com/introducedmyself/@sakibhossain/how-to-earn-online-money-other-site
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to nicnas	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemfiles	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steeimran	Watch for @STEEMHumor. How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to briggsy	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to razu077	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My five-year-old: "I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to nazarj	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to muhibbullah	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sydesjokes	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to vishalhkothari	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to jpphotography	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My five-year-old: "I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ronaldjones771	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: "Hi, I usually don't make it this far." Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to accra	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to sakibhossain	sakibhossain is not a follower or you need to wait 1 hour after following @STEEMHumor to submit posts, not funny.
7 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from sakibhossain	https://steemit.com/entertainment/@sakibhossain/how-funny-the-pet-owners-warned-over-rise-of-zombie-raccoons
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to yusrirama	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to onepercentbetter	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to muhammadroni	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Received 0.040 HBD from sdavignon	https://steemit.com/dlive/@sdavignon/cc78e380-4405-11e8-a699-f3be07be675a
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to bd-steem	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to yulissari	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to alexabitcoin	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to gogreenbuddy	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to zoneboy	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to safina	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to birdella	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to leahlei	Watch for @STEEMHumor. wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me climbing out of fort YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to samirbouazzoun	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to megan.brown	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to adrianav	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to elautomatico	Watch for @STEEMHumor. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to zubir01	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to razi04	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My five-year-old: "I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to scottcbusiness	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to abdt	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to daveonarrival	Watch for @STEEMHumor. How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to armadilloman	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to mauliddiniqbal	Watch for @STEEMHumor. What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to mikepm74	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to andkill	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to abunagaya	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to socky	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: sneaks out of the house drives to another state hides in a cave quietly opens a bag of chips My kids: Can we have some? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemhumor	voteme's Memo needs to contain a funny SteemIt post link. You Sent: Refund for invalid bid: 0.001 SBD - Min bid amount is 0.01.,@STEEMHumor will consider this a donation. Thank you for supporting @STEEMHumor!
7 years ago	Received 0.001 HBD from voteme	Refund for invalid bid: 0.001 SBD - Min bid amount is 0.01.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to voteme	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to jason7282	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to lrmedia	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to adalhelm	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ahmat	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: "Hi, I usually don't make it this far." Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to andrevp2611	Watch for @STEEMHumor. My five-year-old: "I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to softwork	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to newzifa	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to heyimsnuffles	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to fproductions	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to madstacks	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to briggsy	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to fproductions	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to digital.mine	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to tongha	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to pg-live-pt	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to gmichelbkk	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to nodex	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to kim0jh0	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ailiya	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to san.mgy	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to socialmediaseo	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to azmielbanjary	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to almahdihasbi	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to liton34	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to markcassara	Watch for @STEEMHumor. wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me climbing out of fort YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to anthonyadavisii	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to fproductions	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to richatvns	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to cura	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to markcassara	Watch for @STEEMHumor. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to rob-stone	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to wondo	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to aufa	Watch for @STEEMHumor. 3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to abeldangerlive	Watch for @STEEMHumor. When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to ngetal	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to markcassara	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? 6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? 6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to steemcurve	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to marcelo182	Watch for @STEEMHumor. wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me climbing out of fort YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER! Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Received 0.040 HBD from sdavignon	https://steemit.com/dmania/@satoshiroller/hog-armageddon-zg1hbmlh-1fo0q
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to joedigital	Watch for @STEEMHumor. Me: sneaks out of the house drives to another state hides in a cave quietly opens a bag of chips My kids: Can we have some? Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.
7 years ago	Transfer 0.001 HBD to markcassara	Watch for @STEEMHumor. What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Laugh till you can not any longer laugh! Thank you.

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